
Retrospective
The Seventies
History hasn't
given the 70's a name yet - but I remember it's slogan
- "Sex, drugs, rock and roll!", which developed out of the 60's
"free-love" experiment. The consequence-free sex promised by The Pill
was short-lived: whispers of Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome started to
circulate in the early 80's. Here's a quick look at the Seventies in retrospect:
Music:
I listened to James Taylor, Cat Stevens, Elton John, Carly Simon and Olivia
Newton John. For the sake of
historical accuracy, I admit that I also listened to John Denver and Barry
Manilow. The Seventies produced some of the worst rock ballads ever
written ("Wildfire", "Billy don't be a Hero"). I loved
ABBA, the precursor of Techno, and nearly wore out my copy of
"Waterloo" on '78 vinyl (we didn't call it vinyl then. It was
just a '78). There wasn't anyone like Madonna - the most shocking thing
I remember was Carly Simon's album cover because she was (gasp) not wearing a
bra and her nipples showed through her shirt. Disco made it's debut, and Donna
Summer's "Last Dance" was
the last song played at nearly every school dance I attended.
TV:
Sit-com Hell. Commercials weren't much better. Misplaced feminism reared
its head in these lyrics from perfume commercial: "I can bring home the
bacon, fry it up in a pan, and never ever let you forget you're a man!" In
a defining moment of The Battle of the Sexes, Billy Jean King, in an
appropriate display of feminism, beat the pants off of Bobby Riggs. It was a
transitional time: Seventies Sit-Com Mom Carol Brady did NOT work outside of the
home (although she had a live-in housekeeper), but Mrs. Partridge ran a
household of five children while singing in a band and wearing hot pants.
Women were told they could do it all, with the not-so-subtle, indirect message
that they should
do it all.
Movies:
Big movies, big soundtracks. Sharks and Aliens assaulted our minds.
"Use The Force" became a household phrase. I saw "Star Wars" on a date when I was 17
- and I vividly recall an outfit that included lots of polyester and "earth
shoes", topped off with
frosted blue eye shadow and lip gloss.
Fashion:
In a word: horrible (think acrylic sweaters with landscapes on them).
Everyone wore only one style of pants - Levi's - bearing a tag on the upper right
cheek that announced your size to the world. We owned them in stiff blue
denim and every color of corduroy available, even fire engine red. "Women's
Levi's" hadn't been invented yet, so girls were wearing men's sizes. Hips and
breasts were NOT in style, nor were they allowed for in the fashions of the day. Leisure suits, huge, tinted
glasses and platforms for men and women reigned supreme. Prom Night, 1978: let's just say
most of us looked like extras from either "Little House on the
Prairie" or "Saturday Night Fever". A disaster.
Hair:
White guys with afros, okay? Very scary. The blow-dryer revolutionized
hairstyles: shags and feathered-Farrah hairstyles meant we dried our hair with
the dryer set on "high", bent over at the waist, shaking our heads
upside down to get maximum volume. We even went into salons requesting
"blow-cuts" (hairstyles that had to be blow-dryed each day to look
their best).



The
Nation: In 1976, the U.S.A. celebrated its Bicentennial. Presidents of the
decade were shamed, pained and blamed (Nixon, Ford and Carter) and were
hysterically mimicked on Saturday Night Live (SNL).
Browsing
through the mall recently, my husband and I stopped to stare at the footwear
displayed in a trendy store full of teenagers: the windows were full of frye
boots, candies and gold platform boots! We turned to each other and exclaimed,
"The Seventies are back!!!!" Agggghhhhhhh!
If
history repeats itself, then we can expect the next decade to bring back the
materialism of the Eighties. However, we are never quite sure what's going
to come back and how it will be different. Whoever thought pierced tongues would
be the rage? It's hard to believe a new conservatism will follow this decade,
just as it is hard to believe that the Rockers of the Seventies turned into the
Yuppies of the Eighties. Time will tell!
I was
10 years old in 1970, and 20 in 1980. I remember the decade as wanting
desperately to fit in and find my place. I wanted to look like Cheryl Tiegs.
I recall disliking myself intensely for being too curvy. I considered myself
"fat" at 135 pounds and placed myself on a strict regimen of 400-calories a
day.
I
briefly got down to a size 8, accompanied by dry hair and skin and a constant
shaky feeling. I could only stand this self-imposed diet for a
month, but it was the beginning of decades of unsuccessful rounds of yo-yo
dieting and self-loathing.
We
often hear that our teenage years are supposed to be our happiest, but I
disagree. They were for me a time of longing to be something I was not. Only now
in my 40's can I say that I am finally beginning to accept and like myself as I am,
realizing that I don't have to measure up to anyone else or to the false images
of the time.
Recommended viewing: If you loved the
Seventies, check out "That Seventies Show" and rent "Muriel's
Wedding", especially if you are an ABBA fan!
